[1001] Humor Santa Claus Quotes Funny

It moved to alaska.

[93] Humor Santa Claus Quotes Funny Liste. As an adult it s fun to go back and draw your own conclusion about the man in the big red suit. No matter how old you get there s not anything negative that anyone can say about santa. Unwrap funny xmas puns naughty holiday humor nice christmas jokes santa claus puns and xmas rated humor to laugh about over the happy holidays.

Of course there is a santa claus. We all know santa doesn t usually take requests from adults but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for christmas. 13 share i stopped believing in santa claus when i was six.

That s why everybody is santa claus. From christmas puns about santa s little elves to one liners about the big guy squeezing down chimneys we found something that will get a giggle out of everyone this year. Santa claus humorous quotes.

If you ever have to steal money from your kid and later on he discovers it s gone i think a good thing to do is to blame it on santa claus. I never believed in santa claus because i knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. Santa santa has it great.

Now santa claus is missing. Funny quotes about santa claus jack handy. The awkward moment when santa claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents.

These santa claus quotes provide a more realistic and humorous look into the life of santa. So the lord has spread the task among us all. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 8 the santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw martha a woman in her mid twenties asking to sit on his lap.

Why i never believed in santa claus. He gets all the credit. Subscribe the bermuda triangle got tired of warm weather.

These santa jokes are guaranteed to put you on the nice list. I buy all the toys. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.