[96] Humor Quotes About Life Liste

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[93] Humor Quotes About Life Herunterladen. The world owes you nothing. Don t go around saying the world owes you a living. The purpose of our lives is to be happy.

Life graduation wise. In the morning you beg to sleep more in the afternoon you are dying to sleep and at night you refuse to sleep. I may not be your favorite color but one day you ll need me to complete your picture.

And i m not sure about the universe. Our collection of funny quotes which are short easy to remember but still hilarious all my life i tho air was free until i bough bag of chips 1. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke thoroughly used up totally worn out and loudly proclaiming wow.

Happy quotes money quotes top 100. It was here first. Life is what happens when you re busy making other plans.

Funny motivational quotes of the day laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile. I consider myself a crayon. The ability to find humor in the ups and downs of life can give us a new perspective and a new way of viewing our circumstances.

Laugh as much as possible always laugh. The mind replays what the heart can t delete 2. For more quotes see part two of this post here.

You only live once but if you do it right once is enough. Life is hard after all it kills you. Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Humor quotes quotes tagged as humor showing 1 30 of 36 421 two things are infinite. Something we all need in our day to day lives is a good laugh. Humor really is our saving grace and it helps keep us psychologically healthy.

42 really funny life quotes my theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. How you treat others is how you really feel inside 2. It s the sweetest thing.

From the movie ed tv build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour. Humor allows us to laugh at ourselves and at life.